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iPadBaby.zip 408 MB
iPadBabyMandarin.zip 406 MB
iPadBabyRussian.zip 408 MB
iPadBabySpanish.zip 408 MB

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The game feels like a fever dream

wow. this was so awesome. amazing.

i love you

This game made me realize I might have ADHD. It's the perfect overstimulating slop. I adored it, please never stop making games, I beg of you. This game is of the finest specimens of games and I look up to you as our videogame slop god. You are amazing and deserve an Oscar for this. You deserve a trillion dollars and a mansion and popularity for this. The crowds should be screaming your name over this masterpiece. No game will ever be able to outdo this.

This game was crazy, but actually a good time! 

I was sitting in the evening, wondering what to do, when this beautiful, mind-blowing, incredible game caught my eye. I installed it and was hooked. The lore and characters are beautifully written. The short quests are hard to get bored of, and the open world is huge. I never would have thought I'd find such a masterpiece on Itch. So, I'm leaving a comment and can only wish everyone a chance to play this game, which at first glance resembles Five Nights at Freddy's, but has its own unique concept and gameplay. Good luck.

its nice :)

this is unironically fire im amazed and terrified 11/10

i cant execute the game, windows says it could damage my computer. is there anything i can do? 💔💔

there should be a “proceed anyway” button or something like that

I had an ULTIMATELY wonderous playthrough. 15 seizures and two aneurysms but I finally did it. wonderful gameplay.!!1

...maybe..... the REAL I-pad babies were the friends we made along the way.................

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Certainly is a game, yes

this rewired my brain. can we be more than friends

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this shit is about ta go fuckign nuts

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i tried playing the game but i got this error idk how to fix this


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some foam started coming out of my mouth

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im bisexual and i like potatoes :]

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I see more endear'd a casement not raise and for all fruit nighted with all its soft incense when by emperor grove the still be enjoy'd: her throne faery had they toil there by nightshade to be dieted of flora to bubbles less a casement not raise granary bells the fancy cheer me when fancy wander in vain a heart never breed was to thy mind thee all olympus' for all winter save the air that still stedfast: sudden of flora less is.  anyways nice game. 

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this is the best game ive played since teenage mutant ninja turtles for the snes

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we need more games like this on the internet

alien legen

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This is not so bad. Nice critique of modern society

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enjoyed it but had no idea what to do in the "epilogue" sequence, so i just quit the game after meandering there for a few minutes

peak

good game, paired with cool soundtracks that was worth headbanging on.

Mandarin is only 406 MB while the rest is 408 MB...

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i love this game......... it fed my brain and now i feel the urge to disappear into the forest..... i love this game.........

please man i love your game it looks so cool but i have a glitched hud where the baby moniter thingy takes up the whole left screen almost. i tried uninstalling doom, reinstalling and it didnt work. please help me. i will pay you one dollar if i can get a working my guy 

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play around with the display and scaling settings, if you cant get it let me know

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this game will either cure, or give you a migraine

huh

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this is good bery nice

This Game Cured My Dyslexia.

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idk if im supposed to be taking this srsly or not and that's the best part . it reminds me a lot of the dadaism art movement in theming and just has a certain cadence to it that feels pleasantly stimulating!!!

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I have cleared your game and played it many times. I really like your game art style and gameplay.   To be honest, every character you play in the game is very gorgeous and beautiful. The game ending is also very interesting. Seriously, I love your game very much.

cooooooooool.

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Unused texture found in game files

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so cooool

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It's not an unused texture you just didn't finish the game lol

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I Come Back To This Game After Years And I Have To Say This Really Is Perfection. I Truly Am An Ipad Baby. Rated 5 Stars On Play Store. And. Liked 👍 Love, Pancreas 😃

Joyquest. I even get a cool name!

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this reminds me of cruelty squad also cool music. i think this hurts my eyes motre than cyri`wlteduhn duqcwdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

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sybau

how about you

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This is a game

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