"In times like these you should tell your man never to take the first cab that comes on a call—nor yet the second—the third may be safe!"
— Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Lana Lang: Mercy, you're going the wrong way.
The curtain slides back, revealing a man.
Driver: Sorry. No Mercy tonight.
—Superman: The Animated Series, "My Girl"
"WHERE TO, STEPHANIE?! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
"BUCKLE UP, TEDDY! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
—The Undertaker again
"We're going for a ride! AND IT'S GONNA BE BETTER THAN DISNEYLAND, HOMES!"
—Eddie Guerrero, to JBL
"Not today, asshole! Today we're taking the scenic route, via the bottom of the ocean!"
—CJ, to Madd Dogg's manager during "Management Issues", Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
Sergeant Colon: Now, you see, that was good. He went right through the cab window without touching the sides and bounced off that bloke creepin’ up. Very nice roll as he landed, I thought, and he still had hold of the little dog the whole time. Done it before, I shouldn’t wonder. Nevertheless, I’m forced, on balance, to consider him a twit.
Corporal Nobbs: [shaking his head] The first cab. Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. I would not have thought it of a man like him.
Colon: My point exactly. When you know you've got enemies at large, never, ever, get in the first cab. Fact of life. Even things what live under rocks know it.
Corporal Nobbs: [shaking his head] The first cab. Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. I would not have thought it of a man like him.
Colon: My point exactly. When you know you've got enemies at large, never, ever, get in the first cab. Fact of life. Even things what live under rocks know it.
"You're not my normal driver. This isn't my normal car. That's not my normal gas. This isn't the normal way I fall asleep..."
— Sig Gustafson, The Naked Gun (2025)
