Harry: [Beat] It was yesterday!
Vagrant: Oh, yeah! Where does the time go?
Ah, nostalgia, the fond remembrance of things past. And the further past they are, the more the Nostalgia Filter takes effect: memories of bygone days are bathed in the golden light of reminiscence, often with just a touch of self-delusion or selective editing.
But sometimes, this warm glow is rudely extinguished. One character tenderly recalls hazy memories, as if the event were in the distant past... then another character contradicts them, because the event in question happened in the very recent past.
Typically Played for Laughs and characterizes the nostalgic character as The Ditz, a Cloudcuckoolander, a Drama Queen, or The Gadfly. They may declare "I Remember It Like It Was Yesterday" only to be reminded that it was today! (Heck, it was one hour ago!) May involve a Flashback, or (even funnier) a Flashback Fail to show that even in such a short time the character's memory has become misty and rose-tinted. Compare Bait-and-Switch Time Skip, a gag where for a moment it seems a great time really has elapsed, then the illusion is broken.
A more serious variation can happen between characters of different ages. To a young person, a few years seems a significant fraction of a lifetime, so someone else with a lot more past may listen with mild amusement (and possibly a touch of irritation) if they describe an event happening "so long ago". Indeed, the more elderly the person involved, the more they might reply with Elderly Ailment Rambling about some medical condition or another that has lasted longer than the time in question (or the youngster's whole life). For a more intense version, see Time Dissonance, where a Long-Lived character recalls things from ages ago that seem recent from their perspective.
Another variation has someone deliberately invoke nostalgia as if mourning things from their past that seem to be gone forever, unaware that they are still present. Compare Not Now, We're Too Busy Crying Over You.
Compare Low Count Gag and Unimpressive Progress Reveal for similar types of jokes. Compare with Viewers Are Goldfish, which is about gratuitous flashbacks to something the audience just saw — sometimes as a deliberate joke, sometimes because the writers really underestimate the audience's intelligence.
Examples:
- An ad for Denny's and their annual promotional event "Baconalia" began with two guys at Denny's reminiscing, "Remember the last time we celebrated Baconalia? It was a day much like today." They are talking about having breakfast there earlier that morning.
- Azumanga Daioh: Grade Skipper Chiyo's high-school-aged classmates can only stare at her in amusement when she reminisces about playing jump rope, saying, "It really takes me back."
- In Chapter 59 of Kaguya-sama: Love Is War, the student council are all reminiscing over objects from the past year as their term comes to an end. But when Fujiwara starts getting nostalgic over the "Happy Life" game, Shirogane points out that they played it just two days ago.
- Persona 4: The Animation: The Enervation status ailment from the game is depicted here as the afflicted character aging out of control. After being affected, the now elderly Yosuke starts reminiscing on the fun times he had with Yu over the decades ("Less than a year") and how it seems like it was only yesterday that they went into the TV World to rescue Naoto ("Happening right now").
- Inside Out 2: At one point, the Anthropomorphic Personification of Nostalgia pops up to reflect on all of the new emotions coming to headquarters. Ennui points out that this just happened 30 seconds ago.
- The Mitchells vs. the Machines: Dr. Mark Bowman reflects on his time with his AI companion PAL. He says he created PAL when he was "a young man — three years ago."
- Real Men: When Bob Wilson balks at going on a secret mission to retrieve a package from aliens, his CIA handler Nick Pirandello decides to motivate him by dousing the car he's in with gasoline. Bob protests, bringing up an incident from the night before.
Bob: Remember when I saved your life?! You said you'd never forget that!
Nick: [all smiles] And Bob, I never will. It was right in front of your house. [Prepares to light the gasoline, at which point Bob jumps out of the car, and blows out the match] - Parodied in Spy Hard: When a spy who is an old friend of Cliff Steele arrives at Steele's house, Steele tries to beat him up as an intruder. When Steele's friend tells him that they have had some pretty good times before, Steele flashes back to the attempt to beat him up thirty seconds ago.
- Father Ted: In New Jack City, Father Jack Hackett has to leave the Craggy Island parochial house and be put into St. Colm's Care Home for Elderly Priests after he catches a contagious disease that makes excessive hair grow from the backs of his hands. Despite their usual cantankerous relationship with the old man, Dougal and Ted find themselves missing him when they go to bed that night:
Dougal: God, it seems like only yesterday he was in here, shouting at us and drinking his head off.
Ted: ...Dougal, it was yesterday.
Dougal: Right, right, but that's why I said it seemed like it was yesterday.
Ted: Right, because it was yesterday. - Good Luck Charlie: When PJ says that Emmett is letting him move into his apartment, Bob and Amy realize that their little Manchild has grown up, leading to this comment.
Bob: It seems like just yesterday he was tripping over his shoelaces and we were wiping his nose.
Amy: (sad, nostalgic sigh) It was yesterday. - Malcolm in the Middle: In the episode where Lois puts Reese in charge of the garage sale they're going to hold, they find some old things they want to sell, and they have a Flashback to a memory about that item years before, but when Dewey finds his baseball glove, he fondly remembers finding it again just a few seconds before.
- Night Court:
- In the second half of a Season 3 two-parter, Harry has quit as a judge after a boy he was forced to evict got shot in a robbery. The others find him shooting pool at a bar across from the court, and Dan dismisses the others, telling him sincerely that he was impartial, fair, and compassionate, saying that he'll give Harry's regards to the oppressed and downtrodden. He even really twists the knife by telling Harry he admired him, then leaves. A vagrant who had been up before Harry in the court, now at the same bar, tells Harry that Dan was right, that Harry took the time to listen to him when the other judges would just throw his file aside and sentence him.
Vagrant: Why, I remember it like it was yesterday.
Harry: [Beat] It was yesterday!
Vagrant: Oh yeah. Where does the time go? - "New Years Leave" has Harry invoke nostalgia after the first two cases to come before him are a man in an oversized diaper (he was dressed as Baby New Year) and a man in a hospital gown.
Harry: Mac, remember pants?
- In the second half of a Season 3 two-parter, Harry has quit as a judge after a boy he was forced to evict got shot in a robbery. The others find him shooting pool at a bar across from the court, and Dan dismisses the others, telling him sincerely that he was impartial, fair, and compassionate, saying that he'll give Harry's regards to the oppressed and downtrodden. He even really twists the knife by telling Harry he admired him, then leaves. A vagrant who had been up before Harry in the court, now at the same bar, tells Harry that Dan was right, that Harry took the time to listen to him when the other judges would just throw his file aside and sentence him.
- Played for laughs in the fourth episode of Saturday Night Fry (broadcast in May 1988), which is introduced as an anniversary celebration of the first episode (broadcast in April 1988) with the cast musing how much fashions and social attitudes have changed since that long-ago time.
- A comedic instance occurs in the Play Within a Play Workin' Boys in The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals. It's pitched as the story of a group of "old college chums" who found financial success pining for their Glory Days of goofing around together on the football field, and eventually reuniting. After considerable Bathos, the composer's demo reveals that the Boys only left college a few days ago.
- The Elder Scrolls Online: A Wood Elf in Vashabar tells you about how he's always loved woodland creatures and how he once let a prairie dog nest in his tunic for a few days — and then clarifies "By once, I mean last week."
- My Little Pony: A Zephyr Heights Mystery: Sunny tells Hitch that she may have left Missy's letter to them back in Maretime Bay, but that she remembers it like it was yesterday. Hitch then reminds her that it really was yesterday.
- Portal: As Chell is making her escape through the Aperture labs' underbelly, GLaDOS tries to convince her to come back by reminiscing about the "fun" they had together, recalling that one time when she tried to drop Chell into a fire pit — which happened only a few minutes earlier.
- Psychonauts 2: The first time Raz enters Ford's mind, he ends up in a mental projection of the campfire area back at Whispering Rock. Raz reflects with wistful nostalgia on how he hasn't "been there for... days."
- Strong Bad Email: As he reads an email from Trevor the vampire, Strong Bad is Left Hanging by its abrupt ending. With sudden horror and grief, he concludes the author must have been Killed Mid-Sentence with a Wooden Stake through the heart. Strong Bad holds a solemn vigil In Memoriam of the poor vampire and shares his favorite memories of Trevor (from minutes ago when he opened the email).
- In The Cloister, after Taking the Bullet for Movie!Shadow, the Anons get separated from the Shadows and meet Boom!Sonic. While telling him about past events, they get derailed because they all miss Movie!Shadow and his hugs. (They got separated from the Shadows roughly twenty pages earlier, which translates to only eighteen days for the comic readers doing Improv as the Anons.)
Anon: Little shads have very good - albeit quite tight - hugs and *sniff* I miss him...
Boom!Sonic: I think you guys need a therapist.
- Protect Dont Infect: In the video "Germ Wars", the Staph Sergeant says, "I Remember It Like It Was Yesterday" about a time he tried to infect some humans. His corporal says, "It was yesterday, sir."
- Sanders Sides: In "MOVING ON Part 1/2: Exploring Nostalgia", Thomas and the Sides explore Patton's room, which is basically a repository of sentimental items from throughout Thomas's life. Roman holds up his original costume saying, "Oh man, remember when our outfits used to look like this?! Wow! So embarrassing." Virgil points out that they only just upgraded their costumes in the episode prior (which came out a month before at the time of release).
- The Amazing World of Gumball: in “The Party”, when Richard drives his son and his date to the party, he becomes reminiscent.
Richard: [crying] I'm so proud of you. My baby boy is becoming a man.
Gumball: Yeah! Keep it together, Dad.
Richard: It seems like only yesterday we were watching Daisy the Donkey together.
Gumball: Dad, that was yesterday!
Richard: Well, it feels like a long time ago. - Doug: In "Doug Can't Dance," he pens in his journal that the school dance was a long time ago but still feels like yesterday. "It all started... this afternoon."
- In the Ed, Edd n Eddy episode “The Good Ol’ Ed”, the Eds each reminisce past events that the other Eds have no memory of, which culminates with Ed remembering the events of the very beginning of the episode, causing Eddy to whack him over the head with a fish.
- The Fairly OddParents!: In "Who's Your Daddy?", Cosmo recalls the times when he clumsily helps an old lady fairy, leading to her being harmed by his idiocy, and Cosmo remembers it like it was yesterday. At the end of the episode, the old lady pops up and Cosmo remembers her like it was yesterday, and she corrects him that it was yesterday.
- In the Hailey's On It! episode "The Saw-Shank Redemption", as Hailey and the Saws make an alliance to break out of detention, Scott wonders if he'll be able to cope with the outside world after being locked up for so long. Hailey points out that they've only been in detention for fifteen minutes.
- The Owl House: The "Where Are They Now?" Epilogue of the Grand Finale begins with Luz preparing to return to the Boiling Isles for university. She tells her mom it'll be nice to meet her friends after all this time, only for her mom to note, a smirk growing, that she saw them last week.
- The Replacements: In "Running For Office", hearing that both his children are running for school president, daredevil Dick Daring reminisces about his own "dabble in politics", remarking he remembers it like it was four months ago. Cue a flashback card revealing it was actually only four days ago, and for added bonus it was him losing (and not even closely) to his arch-rival to be the president of his own fan club.
- Rugrats: In "Let Them Eat Cake", Didi's little brother Ben is about to get married to his fiancee Elaine. Chas tells Stu that is seemed like only yesterday that he was running around in short pants screaming. Stu tells him that that was yesterday, at his bachelor party.
- The Simpsons: In "Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind", Homer has a flashback of him having fun sledding down a hill with Bart and Lisa. It looks to be a long-ago memory until he says:
Homer: Oh, I miss those bygone days of earlier this week...
