Coming on stronger than ever before. Especially if you miss that part of the song.
- Take a sip every time Simon or Alvin stammer or 'y'know'.
- Take a sip every time Theodore appears to be operating in some other realm.
- Take a sip if Eleanor appears. Take two if she gets lines. Finish your drink if she's important to the episode.
- Take a sip if Dave appears. Take two if he shrugs off chaos. Finish your drink if he actually gets mad.
- Take a sip if Miss Smith is mean. Chug if she's not.
- Take a sip every time Brittany talks or thinks about clothes.
- Take a sip every time Jeanette talks about saving the planet or magic.
- And take one every time Eleanor talks about cooking or sports.
- Take a sip every time Alvin or Theodore messes up a word.
- Take two sips if the main cast is wearing anything but their usual outfits.
- Finish your drink if it's not color-coded.
- Take a sip every time Simon shows he knows something.
- Take two sips if it actually has immediate benefits.
- Take a huge gulp if someone else gets to be the expert.
- Take a sip every time Simon gets mad at Alvin. Take two if Alvin gets mad.
- Finish your drink if one of them sounds like the other.
- Take a sip every time Alvin wakes Simon up. Finish your drink if something interferes with this routine.
- Take a very small sip every time one of them grabs the other (because this could result in a Potty Emergency, fast).
- Take a sip if Alvin insults or starts trouble with Brittany, or vice-versa. Take a huge gulp every time they're helpful to one another.
- Take two sips if Simon and Jeanette or Theodore and Eleanor are doing anything together.
- Finish your drink if it's longer than a scene.
- Take a sip if Miss Croner is crabby. Take two if she's cooperative.
- Finish your drink if she planned something.
- Take a sip if Michael is the writer.
- Take two if Janice is the writer. Take a big gulp if she's NOT directing, or if both of them are the writers.
- Take two sips if Alvin isn't wearing his hat.
- Finish your drink if it's longer than a scene.
- Take two sips if Simon isn't wearing his glasses outside of bed.
- Finish your drink if he wears something else.
- Take a sip if Theodore finds something.
- Take a big gulp if that was the plot of the episode.
- Take two sips every time someone has to act differently than normal.
- Finish your drink if that's the plot of the episode.
- Take a sip every time Alvin refuses to listen to someone.
- Take two sips when it blows up in his face.
- Take a big gulp if it's NOT Alvin in trouble.
- Or if anyone other than Alvin gets away with something.
- Finish your drink if Alvin's the one to the rescue.
- Take a sip every time someone uses a nickname.
- Take two if you've never heard it before.
- Take a sip any time Simon is a Deadpan Snarker to anyone.
- Take two if it's to Alvin, Eleanor or Brittany. This can ALSO result in a Potty Emergency.
- Take two sips if the episode involves a non-chipmunk animal.
- Take two sips if there's a fantasy sequence.
- Take two sips if something in an episode is meant to imply romance. Take a big gulp when it doesn't work out that way.
- Take a sip if someone new has an accent. Take two if you feel like it's totally out of place and done to cover the limited voice cast.
- Chug every time the show does something ethically questionable or crosses 'kid-friendly' lines. (Because you're gonna need it.)
