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"Boo her!"

"Booooooooo!"

Apparently you can dislike a comment, Idk how but I've gotten into the negative before, probably for takes like this, but I'm keeping it real, cause Ethan looks like he'd pull out the acoustic guitar at the campfire.

So pissed they got rid of him in the new games, like who tf is Ethan? Get this fucker out of here, bring me back to Leon "Bingo Night" Kennedy. Also is it just coincidence that his name is Kennedy or is this man a part of the prestigious Kennedy legacy, i.e. getting shot in the head, leaving your friend to drown in a car you crashed, crashing a plane , and brain worms.

Hell yeah 

Yeah that's just the void, ignore it, for if you don't, then you will become one with it. This isn't a joke, this is a warning

Aww! That's so cute! Very impressive for Microsoft Paint

Maybe if you started replaying the Six days that god created and stopped playing on the Seventh day, the Lord's day, you wouldn't suck so much ass at this game??? IDK, I'm of the mind of an atheistic mormon, meaning I have thirty boyfriends and I fuck them in a church while sacrificing a goat.  

Probably stop watching porn without a VPN

No it doesn't, in fact, at my job I've been stealing entire days worth of cash and blaming the homeless guy outside the store. Once I pay him to pretend to steal from the register, I'll be off Scott free, anyway to get back to your question, as a worker working for a business which probably isn't paying you enough + wage theft, I'd say it wouldn't affect anything

Gay ending? Kid, if you were a real one, you know we don't get endings, 'specially happy ones 

Yeah, well I'm begging for my Saltburn ending, you know, I want him to lick the cum drain and fuck a girl while she's on her period

The only thing I'm simping is the prices at https://neongrizzly.com/collections/internet-comment-etiquette

Bitch if "effeminate twinks blushing subtly at the others presence" was a ship, they'd be the entire naval fleet of USA, Russia, UK, and China

I had this exact problem, I solved it by flirting with this really hot hunk, then murdering him and his entire family while doing weird shit like sucking on drains and fucking the ground

The bug is capitalism comrade

I agree, I have the creator's parents hostage, I'm writing this exact demand up right now, I'll update you if he agrees to it.

We could have our gay endin

I have a reputable game journal, I work at Mr. Salvia's Game Emporium, you may have heard of it on the 3:00 am news network. If you need help, I have a plethora of anime artists to hire for that. 

Hey if you don't make the two twunks kiss I'm calling this game homophobic